Thursday, May 04, 2006

Tour report

# of gigs: 5 (Toronto, Montreal, Calgary, Calgary, Winnipeg)
# of one night stands: 0
# of kilometres travelled: 8564
# of drunken nights: 14
# of people read to: around 500 (including that huge T.O. launch)
# of books sold: 82
# of books given away: 5
# of nights a. rawlings rocked the house: 5
# of times I bombed: 1
# of times I fantasized about moving to Calgary: 6
# of times I wished I was as charming and graceful as Sina Queyras: 23
# of inappropriate gifts purchased: 2
# of inappropriate gifts received: 1
# of new nicknames: 1 (Freshmaker)

19 comments:

Jonathan Ball said...

only 6 fantasies about moving to cowtown? have you considered that there are coyotes roaming the streets and all the rabbits you can catch?

J said...

make that 7.

blert said...

"# of one night stands: 0"

You lying prick! You made eggs in the morning and everything!

a.rawlings said...

he laid eggs in the morning?

J said...

zoinks. made and laid.
BUSTED.

Anonymous said...

you made eggs for jordan!? i thot you were staying with me, i thought we had something special!
-- papa-d

ryan said...

JON'S PREGNANT?!??

J said...

urge to move to calgary rising...

jason christie said...

i have urges.

Anonymous said...

i have rising urges
-- papa-d

ryan said...

I'm not sure I want to hear about your "rising urge", beaulieu.

Jill said...

How about my "rising gorge" at the "rising urge"? Hmmm? Think of the children!

J said...

ZOINKS!!!

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a.rawlings said...

that's amazing.

Jonathan Ball said...

my doctor claims that my childhood asthma "just went away" -- not kidding. i don't know what that's all about.

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