# of gigs: 5 (Toronto, Montreal, Calgary, Calgary, Winnipeg)
# of one night stands: 0
# of kilometres travelled: 8564
# of drunken nights: 14
# of people read to: around 500 (including that huge T.O. launch)
# of books sold: 82
# of books given away: 5
# of nights a. rawlings rocked the house: 5
# of times I bombed: 1
# of times I fantasized about moving to Calgary: 6
# of times I wished I was as charming and graceful as Sina Queyras: 23
# of inappropriate gifts purchased: 2
# of inappropriate gifts received: 1
# of new nicknames: 1 (Freshmaker)
19 comments:
only 6 fantasies about moving to cowtown? have you considered that there are coyotes roaming the streets and all the rabbits you can catch?
make that 7.
"# of one night stands: 0"
You lying prick! You made eggs in the morning and everything!
he laid eggs in the morning?
zoinks. made and laid.
BUSTED.
you made eggs for jordan!? i thot you were staying with me, i thought we had something special!
-- papa-d
JON'S PREGNANT?!??
urge to move to calgary rising...
i have urges.
i have rising urges
-- papa-d
I'm not sure I want to hear about your "rising urge", beaulieu.
How about my "rising gorge" at the "rising urge"? Hmmm? Think of the children!
ZOINKS!!!
Just wanted to say that asthma CAN be cured. I have been suffering for 13 years from asthma and thanks to allergy asthma treatment got cured totally in only a few weeks. Don't give up and give it a try!
that's amazing.
my doctor claims that my childhood asthma "just went away" -- not kidding. i don't know what that's all about.
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